My Brother is Trying to Kill Me With Garlic

Seriously, he's out to get me with that stuff. He made roast the other day with potatoes and carrots. Those things were just littered with garlic and peppery spices. They were so hot my mouth nearly shriveled up like a slug who got salt poured on him. Now garlic is good in moderation, but in large quantities like that? That's not food, it's a goddamn fire hazard! I think he forgets not everyone has a cast iron stomach like him. My tummy is a delicate little system. Put too much pepper on food and it'll burn a hole right through my lining. Nasty mess waiting to happen, I tell ya! For the love of God, Rob, leave me alone with the garlic cloves!!